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Speaking of which I found this earlier:

>> EMMA << says:
*there's a bit thats jacobs pov in breaking dawn amy
- jodie ;D says:
*LOL A MAN OF A PROGRAM Y DAD WATXHES IS ON IT
*a big scery biker man
>> EMMA << says:
*a huge chunk
Ämy. says:
*dont tell mee anything
*PLEASE
- jodie ;D says:
*he shits
>> EMMA << says:
*im not
- Lewis (: says:
*he dies
Robyn 0inches Shreeve says:
*He talks about how he raped her
- jodie ;D says:
*on bella
Ämy. says:
* youve like made me think
~I'm The Mother Ducking A.Dave~ says:
*e not nice
Robyn 0inches Shreeve says:
*in the butt
Amelia says:
*stephen fry read the hp audiobooks haha
Robyn 0inches Shreeve says:
*lol
- jodie ;D says:
*him and bella do 2girls1cup, but their own version
- Lewis (: says:
*i know i saw that somewhere amelia
>> EMMA << says:
*he turns into a werewolf and does a shit on bella
Robyn 0inches Shreeve says:
*LMAO EW
- jodie ;D says:
*then edward gets jealous
*and does tubgirl
Robyn 0inches Shreeve says:
*And kills him
~I'm The Mother Ducking A.Dave~ says:
*LMAO
Robyn 0inches Shreeve says:
*then rapes the body
>> EMMA << says:
*& he talks about it for 100 pages
- jodie ;D says:
*so jaspers like, well horny
Ämy. says:
*
>> EMMA << says:
*LOL jodie
- jodie ;D says:
*and emmet rapes jasper in the bum
>> EMMA << says:
*jasper controls everyones emotions to make them horny
- jodie ;D says:
*so rosalie's a bit pissed
>> EMMA << says:
*& they have an orgy
Robyn 0inches Shreeve says:
*Then Alice turns lesbian and sleeps with Emily of Skins (guest appearance)
- jodie ;D says:
*yeah
>> EMMA << says:
*LOL
~I'm The Mother Ducking A.Dave~ says:
*GANG BANG
Ämy. says:
*[link]
>> EMMA << says:
*the volturi come and have another orgy]
Robyn 0inches Shreeve says:
*That got Dave interested
~I'm The Mother Ducking A.Dave~ says:
*omg
Ämy. says:
*LOL
- jodie ;D says:
*and bellas dad gets naked and swings his willy around in circles for like 10 inutes
~I'm The Mother Ducking A.Dave~ says:
*harhaaar make a goood twist
- jodie ;D says:
*minutes*
Robyn 0inches Shreeve says:
*LOL
Ämy. says:
*LOL
>> EMMA << says:
*LOL
*OMG LOL JODIE
Robyn 0inches Shreeve says:
*Bruno styleee
~I'm The Mother Ducking A.Dave~ says:
*LOL
Ämy. says:
*NOOOOOO
>> EMMA << says:
*charlie becomes a stripper & uses his old police uniform
- jodie ;D says:
*LOL
Robyn 0inches Shreeve says:
*Then Edward sticks his willy between his legs and prances about saying he's a girl
- jodie ;D says:
*his police hat covers his crotch
>> EMMA << says:
*LOL
~I'm The Mother Ducking A.Dave~ says:
*omg stop
Ämy. says:
*CAN YOU STOP
- jodie ;D says:
*then he throws it into the crowdddddddd
Robyn 0inches Shreeve says:
*Then he realises it was superglue and is like OH SHIT
Ämy. says:
* you do this everynight LOL
- jodie ;D says:
*LOL
>> EMMA << says:
*charlie rapes billy
- Lewis (: says:
*fan fiction this is
- jodie ;D says:
*THIS IS FUNNY
~I'm The Mother Ducking A.Dave~ says:
*i can't handle it no more LMAO
- jodie ;D says:
*cause billy cant get away
>> EMMA << says:
*cause billys in a wheelchair & he cant escape
- jodie ;D says:
*in his crippled state
Robyn 0inches Shreeve says:
*LOL SICK
- Lewis (: says:
*poor billy
>> EMMA << says:
*sick i know
- jodie ;D says:
*LOL EMMA..!
~I'm The Mother Ducking A.Dave~ says:
*billy and his willie
- Lewis (: says:
*im lmao
>> EMMA << says:
*stephenie meyer gets a lot of criticism for it
- Lewis (: says:
*for charlie raping billie?
Ämy. says:
*shes only expressing the new ways?
- jodie ;D says:
*THEN! Harry clearwater comes and rapes everyone with his eyesss
Robyn 0inches Shreeve says:
*LOL
>> EMMA << says:
*yeah
Ämy. says:
*hes dead!
Robyn 0inches Shreeve says:
*So?
- jodie ;D says:
*not anymore
~I'm The Mother Ducking A.Dave~ says:
*stop raping them with the eyes
>> EMMA << says:
*out of the grave? LOL
Robyn 0inches Shreeve says:
*So's Edward!
>> EMMA << says:
*yeah he's secrretly a vampire
- Lewis (: says:
*im crying!
- jodie ;D says:
*edward willied him and he lived
Ämy. says:
*HES NOT A PERSON!
>> EMMA << says:
*victoria changed him
Robyn 0inches Shreeve says:
*Then Lewis comes and cries all over them all
- jodie ;D says:
*TEARS OF BLOOD
>> EMMA << says:
*who isnt a person?
Robyn 0inches Shreeve says:
*And his tears leave marks
Ämy. says:
*EDWARD
- Lewis (: says:
*i miss you guise
*msn isnt enough anymore
>> EMMA << says:
*twilight vampires dont cry blood
Robyn 0inches Shreeve says:
*The n Lewis wears a disguise
- Lewis (: says:
*yh jodie!
- jodie ;D says:
*so all the vamps arelike "woah d00d! free blood!"
>> EMMA << says:
*they just cant cry
~I'm The Mother Ducking A.Dave~ says:
*no sparle water
*sparkle
Ämy. says:
*LOL
- jodie ;D says:
*and like, lick lewis' face and stuff
>> EMMA << says:
*they cant cry you douche.
- jodie ;D says:
*to get all the bloods
~I'm The Mother Ducking A.Dave~ says:
*moist
Robyn 0inches Shreeve says:
*Then Emma turns imto a pigeon and shits on them all
- jodie ;D says:
*LEWIS CAN
>> EMMA << says:
*they just have tearless sobs
~I'm The Mother Ducking A.Dave~ says:
*omg lol
>> EMMA << says:
*LOL
- jodie ;D says:
*LEWIS CRIES BLOOD EMMA
*cause hes hardcore
~I'm The Mother Ducking A.Dave~ says:
*peroid through his eyes
Robyn 0inches Shreeve says:
*And the man of What Not to Wear appears and eats dinner naked
>> EMMA << says:
*why?
- jodie ;D says:
*LOL
- Lewis (: says:
*erm im dead
- jodie ;D says:
*LOL
*THATS WHY YOU CRY BLOOD D00D
- Lewis (: says:
*remember
Robyn 0inches Shreeve says:
*And appears on Naked and Funny, but there's no nudity so it's all good!
>> EMMA << says:
*some angry citizens of forks come with pitchforks and kill the cullens at the end
Ämy. says:
*LOL
- jodie ;D says:
*Then Amy comes and puts p0rn on the tv